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  <title>fortune favors the brave, dude</title>
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  <updated>2016-03-26T14:51:51Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2013-12-20:2133570:4926</id>
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    <title>cuddlr</title>
    <published>2016-03-26T14:17:53Z</published>
    <updated>2016-03-26T14:51:32Z</updated>
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    <title>cuddlr</title>
    <published>2015-05-27T14:47:00Z</published>
    <updated>2015-06-07T10:51:55Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2013-12-20:2133570:4059</id>
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    <title>open post • eudio</title>
    <published>2015-03-30T00:52:06Z</published>
    <updated>2015-03-30T00:54:18Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">to be prettied&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=herpetology&amp;ditemid=4059" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2013-12-20:2133570:3791</id>
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    <title>the TMI meme</title>
    <published>2015-03-28T13:42:49Z</published>
    <updated>2015-03-28T15:32:48Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 30pt;"&gt;THE CLEAN SECTION&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="cellspacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: #5B0BDB; text-transform: uppercase;"&gt;&lt;p align="right"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Full name: &lt;br /&gt;Age: &lt;br /&gt;Birthdate: &lt;br /&gt;Sign: &lt;br /&gt;Height: &lt;br /&gt;Weight: &lt;br /&gt;Scars: &lt;br /&gt;Piercings: &lt;br /&gt;Tattoos: &lt;br /&gt;Other bodily markings: &lt;br /&gt;Build: &lt;br /&gt;Drinking? &lt;br /&gt;Smoking? &lt;br /&gt;Other daily habits:  &lt;br /&gt;Hair: &lt;br /&gt;Clothes:  &lt;br /&gt;Scent: &lt;br /&gt;Other notable physical details: &lt;br /&gt;Spoken language(s):  &lt;br /&gt;Voice:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: helvetica; font-size: 9pt;"&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 150%;"&gt;Newton Geiszler&lt;br /&gt;35&lt;br /&gt;January 19th, 1990 &lt;span title="his canon is set in 2025"&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Capricorn/Aquarius&lt;br /&gt;5'7" | 1.69m&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span title="probably not accurate. i&amp;#39;m always shit at these"&gt;150lbs...ish&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably some but little ones from lab accidents&lt;br /&gt;N/A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://40.media.tumblr.com/210d4159ec7ddff2c80ef3811e82beca/tumblr_mu97boPU9o1qbhgiho2_500.png"&gt;Full Kaiju sleeves&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;N/A&lt;br /&gt;Short and chubby&lt;br /&gt;Hardcore weekly or bi-weekly. Something with dinner daily, if he can&lt;br /&gt;No thanks, dude&lt;br /&gt;Showering, eating, weirding people out, annoying people&lt;br /&gt;Dark brown and unkempt&lt;br /&gt;Rocks the "nerdy rockstar" look. Lots of skinny ties, jeans, leather, punk jewelry, etc.&lt;br /&gt;Soap, aftershave, fluids and sweat when he returns from the lab&lt;br /&gt;Adorable as fuck&lt;br /&gt;German, English, (headcanon) Japanese&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4zYI-l64cg"&gt;In English&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 30pt;"&gt;THE DIRTY SECTION&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="cellspacing: 2px;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial; color: #5B0BDB; text-transform: uppercase;"&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Penis size: &lt;br /&gt;Body Hair: &lt;br /&gt;Size preference: &lt;br /&gt;Sexual preference: &lt;br /&gt;How often do they have sex?  &lt;br /&gt;Preferred method of sex: &lt;br /&gt;Favorite position?  &lt;br /&gt;Underwear: &lt;br /&gt;Number one fantasy: &lt;br /&gt;Sensitive areas:  &lt;br /&gt;No-no places/triggers:  &lt;br /&gt;Favorite place to have sex:  &lt;br /&gt;Wants to try and hasn't: &lt;br /&gt;Favorite kinks/sex acts:  &lt;br /&gt;Sleep naked or in pajamas? &lt;br /&gt;Masturbation: &lt;br /&gt;Toys y/n? &lt;br /&gt;Turn-ons: &lt;br /&gt;After-sex habits: &lt;br /&gt;Anything else?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: helvetica;"&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 150%;"&gt;Uncut, average width, 5.5 inches when hard, narrow head&lt;br /&gt;He's very fuzzy without it being out of control&lt;br /&gt;Not a fan of massive dicks. Ladies that are taller than he is &lt;br /&gt;Whoever! Will fuck an alien &lt;strike&gt;AND NOT KAIJU&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As often as possible. If he has a partner, probably like 2-3/week  &lt;br /&gt;Penetration. Anal, vaginal, oral; with fingers, dicks, or toys&lt;br /&gt;Depends on the partner, preference for bottom&lt;br /&gt;Boxer briefs, if any&lt;br /&gt;He's done a lot so this is tailored to each partner too &lt;br /&gt;Hair, ears, chin/jaw, ass  &lt;br /&gt;None really but my &lt;a href="http://nerdon.dreamwidth.org/1036.html"&gt;hard Nos&lt;/a&gt; align with his  &lt;br /&gt;Spontaneous places, public included&lt;br /&gt;Pegging, something bigger than a foursome, bondage harder than handcuffs&lt;br /&gt;Bondage, oral, getting fingered, surprises (dirty pics, texts, groping, whatever), getting to be a voyeur  &lt;br /&gt;In underwear&lt;br /&gt;Oh hell yeah. You want to join? &lt;br /&gt;VERY YES. He had a good collection that he needs to rebuild. &lt;br /&gt;Dangerous people, apparently. High emotions. Surprises. &lt;br /&gt;Bitch if you think you are getting away without a cuddle, HAH. &lt;br /&gt;Not the best with D/s because no long term partner has ever been into it.&lt;br /&gt;Very willing to try, though! Also shit at sexting, sorry.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;a href="http://withbite.dreamwidth.org/5223.html" style="text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: ms mincho;"&gt;meme from&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=herpetology&amp;ditemid=3791" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <title>visuals</title>
    <published>2014-06-17T02:31:32Z</published>
    <updated>2014-11-19T03:57:27Z</updated>
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    <title>music</title>
    <published>2014-06-02T17:59:40Z</published>
    <updated>2014-10-01T05:13:11Z</updated>
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&lt;a href="http://vitreous-humour.tumblr.com/post/72784358697/original-gif-by-femmestiles" style="color: #999; text-decoration: none;"&gt;♥&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Seek and Destroy&lt;/b&gt; Bassnectar
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&lt;a href="https://soundcloud.com/jeesay2/metallica-seek-and-destroy-bassnectar-remix" style="font-size: 22pt; font-style: bold; color: #999; text-decoration: none;"&gt;★&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Disposable War Pigs&lt;/b&gt; Celldweller
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&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brXnSI5qeWY" style="font-size: 22pt; font-style: bold; color: #999; text-decoration: none;"&gt;★&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;edge (⊿-mix)&lt;/b&gt; Perfume
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&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjfOSigcQms" style="font-size: 22pt; font-style: bold; color: #fdd700; text-decoration: none;"&gt;★&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Bones Exposed&lt;/b&gt; Of Mice &amp; Men
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&lt;a href="https://soundcloud.com/skylar-carson-1/bones-exposed" style="font-size: 22pt; font-style: bold; color: #999; text-decoration: none;"&gt;★&lt;/a&gt;
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    <published>2014-06-02T06:33:04Z</published>
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    <title>PERSONNEL FILE # S-NGEl_100.11-Y</title>
    <published>2014-06-02T06:27:43Z</published>
    <updated>2014-12-24T20:13:35Z</updated>
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&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;div style="background:url(http://i.imgur.com/Tb8CQ.png)no-repeat;width:175px;height:184px;margin-right:10px;line-height:180%;text-align:left;font-family:courier new;color:#555;font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left:25px;padding-top:25px;"&gt;
&lt;a href="#one" style="text-decoration:none"&gt;&lt;font color="#111"&gt;STATS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; 
&lt;a href="#two" style="text-decoration:none"&gt;&lt;font color="#111"&gt;ABOUT NEWT&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="#three" style="text-decoration:none"&gt;&lt;font color="#111"&gt;"MODERN AU"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="#five" style="text-decoration:none"&gt;&lt;font color="#111"&gt;OOC&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://tessisamess.insanejournal.com/" style="text-decoration:none" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;font color="#111"&gt;CODE BY TESSISAMESS&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td valign="top"&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0 auto;width:528px;height:725px;overflow:hidden"&gt;&lt;a name="one"&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0 auto;width:500px;height:700px;margin-bottom:100px;overflow:hidden;background:url(http://i.imgur.com/0KoxuOx.png);padding:10px;font-family:courier new;line-height:150%;color:#111;font-size:11px;text-align:justify;-webkit-box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.imgur.com/FjDGHBI.png" align="left" width="190" height="290" style="border:5px solid #fff;background:#aaa;margin-right:5px;-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 25pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;

Stats

&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;FIRST:&lt;/b&gt; Newton&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;LAST:&lt;/b&gt; Geiszler&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;ALIASES:&lt;/b&gt; Newt&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;DOB:&lt;/b&gt; January, 19 (1990)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;CANON AGE:&lt;/b&gt; 35&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;GENDER:&lt;/b&gt; Man&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;SEX:&lt;/b&gt; Male&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;HAIR:&lt;/b&gt; Brown&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;EYES:&lt;/b&gt; Green/brown hazel&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;HEIGHT:&lt;/b&gt; 5'7" (1.69m)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;WEIGHT:&lt;/b&gt; 133 lbs&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;DISTINGUISHING MARKS:&lt;/b&gt; Full sleeve &lt;a href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee95960ef4a2e30fff1e058f16a1ddb9/tumblr_mu1tudypRq1qzkdnwo6_250.gif"&gt;&lt;span style="color: black;"&gt;Kaiju&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt; tattoos, both arms.


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&lt;b&gt;EMPLOYER:&lt;/b&gt; PPDC&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;DIVISION:&lt;/b&gt; K-Science&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;BIRTHPLACE:&lt;/b&gt; Berlin, Germany&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="top" width="50%"&gt;
&lt;b&gt;AU EMPLOYER:&lt;/b&gt; MIT&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;AU OCCUPATION:&lt;/b&gt; Professor


&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;MARITAL STATUS:&lt;/b&gt; Single (Ready to mingle)&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;PARENTS:&lt;/b&gt; Jacob Geiszler, Monica Schwartz&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;OTHER FAMILY:&lt;/b&gt; Illia Geiszler (Uncle)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;TL;DR:&lt;/b&gt; newt in a nutshell goes here.


&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;



&lt;a name="three"&gt;&lt;div style="margin:0 auto;width:500px;height:700px;margin-bottom:100px;overflow:hidden;background:url(http://i.imgur.com/bE2b5.png);padding:10px;font-family:courier new;line-height:150%;color:#111;font-size:11px;text-align:justify;-webkit-box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);box-shadow: 1px 1px 2px 2px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.2);"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 25pt;"&gt;

&lt;b&gt;A Kaiju-Free World&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/8026426/2133570" align="left" width="100" style="border:5px solid #fff;background:#aaa;margin-right:10px;-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);-webkit-transform: matrix(0.996,-0.085,0.085,0.996,0,0);-moz-transform: matrix(0.996,-0.085,0.085,0.996,0px,0px);-ms-transform: matrix(0.996,-0.085,0.085,0.996,0,0);-o-transform: matrix(0.996,-0.085,0.085,0.996,0,0);transform: matrix(0.996,-0.085,0.085,0.996,0,0);"&gt;

Or "The Modern AU"

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&lt;b&gt;Personality&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

Personality info here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;span style="font-size: 25pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;History&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/7857075/2133570" align="right" width="100" style="border:5px solid #fff;background:#aaa;margin-left:10px;-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);-webkit-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);-moz-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0px,0px);-ms-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);-o-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);"&gt;

history here.

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OOC Info

&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/7866377/2133570" align="right" width="100" style="border:5px solid #fff;background:#aaa;margin-right:5px;-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);box-shadow: 0px 0px 0px 1px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1);-webkit-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);-moz-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0px,0px);-ms-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);-o-transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);transform: matrix(0.994,0.113,-0.113,0.994,0,0);"&gt;

&lt;b&gt;NAME:&lt;/b&gt; Bailey&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;AGE:&lt;/b&gt; 21+&lt;br&gt;
&lt;b&gt;TIME ZONE:&lt;/b&gt; GMT-6, American Central Standard&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;CONTACT:&lt;/b&gt; PM Newt&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;STYLE:&lt;/b&gt; Detailed brackets, introspection over action&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

&lt;b&gt;PB:&lt;/b&gt; Charlie Day


&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

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    <title>opt out</title>
    <published>2014-06-02T06:27:19Z</published>
    <updated>2014-06-02T23:41:57Z</updated>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="tahoma"&gt;Newt isn't just a fourth wall breaker, he's a fourth wall &lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;destroyer&lt;/span&gt;. If it makes sense for him to recognize your character, he will absolutely bring it up. But, I know not everyone is into that. Or, heck, maybe you just don't like playing with Newt or don't like his canon or-- whatever! Leave a comment for an opt-out (and whether it's just 4th wall or no tags). I'll do my best to keep from tagging about that/you in the future. Comments are screened!&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=herpetology&amp;ditemid=1554" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <title>permissions</title>
    <published>2014-06-02T06:25:41Z</published>
    <updated>2014-07-10T21:56:36Z</updated>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#510EC4" width="150px"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="font-size:25px;font-family: impact;"&gt;out of character&lt;/div&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;backtagging:&lt;/span&gt; anything over three months old, talk to me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;threadhopping:&lt;/span&gt; bring it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;fourth walling:&lt;/span&gt; eeeeeeh. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;cross canon:&lt;/span&gt; a particular favorite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;cross medium:&lt;/span&gt; dude, yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;assumed cr:&lt;/span&gt; yep! if i have an issue with something, i won't hesitate to PM &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: courier new; font-size: 12pt;"&gt;other stuff:&lt;/span&gt; topics that i can't touch with a 20 foot pole&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;• alcohol. yeah, i know. this one is a bit weird. i don't mind casual drinking. getting to tipsy or beyond? i would really like it if it was discussed and handwaved.&lt;br /&gt;• drug use. none at all.&lt;br /&gt;• horror, particularly shit religious in theme.&lt;br /&gt;• dubcon/noncon&lt;br /&gt;• suicide and self harm&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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    <title>relations</title>
    <published>2014-06-02T06:25:01Z</published>
    <updated>2015-04-03T21:54:30Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 20pt; text-transform: uppercase;"&gt;&lt;font color="#ed303c"&gt;☢&lt;/font&gt; positive &lt;font color="#0025F7"&gt;☢&lt;/font&gt; negative &lt;font color="#A2C257"&gt;☢&lt;/font&gt; neutral &lt;font color="#510EC4"&gt;☢&lt;/font&gt; special&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table style="font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; color: #ffffff; cellpadding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://v.dreamwidth.org/6997044/2085577" style="border: #000000 4px solid; border-radius: 25px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; display: inline; width: 100px; height: 10px; border-radius: 25px; border: #000000 4px solid; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: left; width: 60%; height: 100%; background: #ed303c; position: relative; border-radius: 25px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="width: 300px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; width: 200px; height: 115px; background: #000000; padding: 6px; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); overflow: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 15px;"&gt;KURT&lt;/span&gt; is blue, German, adorable as fuck, and teleports and cooks. Heart eyes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://v.dreamwidth.org/8873019/2361309" style="border: #000000 4px solid; border-radius: 25px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; display: inline; width: 100px; height: 10px; border-radius: 25px; border: #000000 4px solid; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: left; width: 45%; height: 100%; background: #ed303c; position: relative; border-radius: 25px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="width: 300px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; width: 200px; height: 115px; background: #000000; padding: 6px; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); overflow: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 15px;"&gt;VERITY&lt;/span&gt; is a hero. (And hot and covered in tats and a FUCKING LIE DETECTOR *_*)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://v.dreamwidth.org/2370285/1298886" style="border: #000000 4px solid; border-radius: 25px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; display: inline; width: 100px; height: 10px; border-radius: 25px; border: #000000 4px solid; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: left; width: 35%; height: 100%; background: #ed303c; position: relative; border-radius: 25px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="width: 300px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; width: 200px; height: 115px; background: #000000; padding: 6px; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); overflow: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 15px;"&gt;CHARLES&lt;/span&gt; is a little stiff but once you get him going, he's pretty cool. Especially for a scientist that far back. Advaaaanced.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;

&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://v.dreamwidth.org/8616303/2355195" style="border: #000000 4px solid; border-radius: 25px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; display: inline; width: 100px; height: 10px; border-radius: 25px; border: #000000 4px solid; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: left; width: 30%; height: 100%; background: #ed303c; position: relative; border-radius: 25px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="width: 300px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; width: 200px; height: 115px; background: #000000; padding: 6px; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); overflow: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 15px;"&gt;THE IRON BULL&lt;/span&gt; is really charming. Goal: tap that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;

&lt;td&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://v.dreamwidth.org/4952754/1657320" style="border: #000000 4px solid; border-radius: 25px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; display: inline; width: 100px; height: 10px; border-radius: 25px; border: #000000 4px solid; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); margin-bottom: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: left; width: 60%; height: 100%; background: #A2C257; position: relative; border-radius: 25px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="width: 300px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="float: right; width: 200px; height: 115px; background: #000000; padding: 6px; border-radius: 10px; box-shadow: 1px 1px 5px 0px rgba(145, 145, 145, 0.8); overflow: auto;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: impact; font-size: 15px;"&gt;DEAN&lt;/span&gt;'s kind of a dick but also kind of not.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;

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    <published>2014-06-02T05:19:12Z</published>
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    <published>2014-05-12T01:32:09Z</published>
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    <published>2014-05-03T13:39:29Z</published>
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