herpetology | the TMI meme

THE CLEAN SECTION

Full name:
Age:
Birthdate:
Sign:
Height:
Weight:
Scars:
Piercings:
Tattoos:
Other bodily markings:
Build:
Drinking?
Smoking?
Other daily habits:
Hair:
Clothes:
Scent:
Other notable physical details:
Spoken language(s):
Voice:

Newton Geiszler
35
January 19th, 1990 *
Capricorn/Aquarius
5'7" | 1.69m
150lbs...ish
Probably some but little ones from lab accidents
N/A
Full Kaiju sleeves
N/A
Short and chubby
Hardcore weekly or bi-weekly. Something with dinner daily, if he can
No thanks, dude
Showering, eating, weirding people out, annoying people
Dark brown and unkempt
Rocks the "nerdy rockstar" look. Lots of skinny ties, jeans, leather, punk jewelry, etc.
Soap, aftershave, fluids and sweat when he returns from the lab
Adorable as fuck
German, English, (headcanon) Japanese
In English

THE DIRTY SECTION

Penis size:
Body Hair:
Size preference:
Sexual preference:
How often do they have sex?
Preferred method of sex:
Favorite position?
Underwear:
Number one fantasy:
Sensitive areas:
No-no places/triggers:
Favorite place to have sex:
Wants to try and hasn't:
Favorite kinks/sex acts:
Sleep naked or in pajamas?
Masturbation:
Toys y/n?
Turn-ons:
After-sex habits:
Anything else?

Uncut, average width, 5.5 inches when hard, narrow head
He's very fuzzy without it being out of control
Not a fan of massive dicks. Ladies that are taller than he is
Whoever! Will fuck an alien ~~AND NOT KAIJU~~
As often as possible. If he has a partner, probably like 2-3/week
Penetration. Anal, vaginal, oral; with fingers, dicks, or toys
Depends on the partner, preference for bottom
Boxer briefs, if any
He's done a lot so this is tailored to each partner too
Hair, ears, chin/jaw, ass
None really but my hard Nos align with his
Spontaneous places, public included
Pegging, something bigger than a foursome, bondage harder than handcuffs
Bondage, oral, getting fingered, surprises (dirty pics, texts, groping, whatever), getting to be a voyeur
In underwear
Oh hell yeah. You want to join?
VERY YES. He had a good collection that he needs to rebuild.
Dangerous people, apparently. High emotions. Surprises.
Bitch if you think you are getting away without a cuddle, HAH.
Not the best with D/s because no long term partner has ever been into it.
Very willing to try, though! Also shit at sexting, sorry.

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